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1.
Percy: I put the laughter in manslaughter
Nico: I put the fun in funeral.
Will: I put the D in Di Angelo
Frank: [chokes]
Apollo: I've never been so proud to call you my son.
Nico: You smooth fucker.
2.
Will introducing Nico to the new campers: This is Nico, my ex-boyfriend.
Nico: Will, I told you to stop calling me that.
Nico: I'm his husband
3.
Okok. I said I wanted a lost hero reunion..
BUT I DID NOT MEAN JASON IN A FUCKING COFFIN
4.
Will, setting down a card: Ace of Spades.
Nico, pulling out a Mythomagic card: Dionysus, plus fifty attack points.
Leo, dramatically pulling out a pokemon card: Charmander, I choose you!
Percy, puts down a card: UNO!
Frank, trembling: What game are we playing?
5.
V1:
Monster: I have your child.
Chiron: which one?
Monster: The quiet one.
Chiron: Wrong, I have none of the sort.
V2:
Monster: I have your child
Chiron: Which one?
Monster: The quiet one.
Chiron: DONT YOU DARE KILL HIM!
Monster:...What?...
Chiron: I was talking to Nico not you.
6.
Annabeth: What are you looking for?
Nico: [lifting pillows and cushions] My will to live.
Will: [walks in]
Nico: There he is.
Annabeth:
Annabeth: Did you just make a pun
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