Kyle
Single
Yeah
Online:????
Offline:
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"Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica" -Dwight K. Schrute
"I'd let Dwight shove his beet farm up my ass" -Unknown
"No you." -Adones Anthony Morales (My friend)
"I WANNA BE EATEN BY A HOT GUY!" -Alexander Kent (My gay friend)
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"I am,,,, a sea of emotions, am a emocean" - my boyfriend
Whats wrong with Sandy,
Maybe its Just A Squrel thing,
Wish I was back in Texas,
The ocean's no place for a squirrel,
Wish I was in Texas,
Prettiest place in the world, oh no.
I guess deep in my heart I'll always be a Texas girl
I wanna go hommmme hooommmmmme hommme oh oh
Yoldle ay e oh, yodle ay e oh, yodle ay e oh, a lay-ee, a lay-ee.
I wanna wake up in Texas
I miss those wide open skies.
I miss my 20 acres, bar-b-ques,
And pecan pies, oh why?
When I'm so far from you, Texas, all I can do-o is cry.
I wanna go ho-oome,
Ho-oome, I wanna go ho-ome!
I am,,,from Texas,,so YEEHAW
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