Orchid

Does anyone know any fun kid appropriate songs? Bonus points if it’s in Spanish or any sort of rock or oldies 

I love forgetting about old obsessions and then getting back into them. It’s the greatest feeling when you realize that bass guitar and that super expensive amp that somehow became a nightstand aren’t going to waste anymore 

hiii i like your work wanna f4f

My first day on summer break, and I’ve already almost died. 
          
          In my defense, it was my mom that told me to use my inhaler before, after, and between every event. Thankfully I didn’t listen or else I definitely would have overdosed, but now my heart is pounding really fast, I’m shaking, and I may or may not have thrown up after my first event. 
          
          Combine that with the stupid pool guy who thought it’d be a really good idea to put a bunch of chemicals in the pool during the middle of a swim meet making it dangerously high and hard to see, it’s a wonder I survived today. 

Alexa, play School’s Out by Alice Cooper

I have a fun little game. Try to guess the show these quotes are from (and yes, this is just so I can share them and maybe inspire others to use and confuse)
          
          “I used to have goals. They were evil goals, but they were goals.” 
          
          “I am to metaphor cheese as metaphor cheese is to transitive verb crackers.”
          
          “Let’s see what we can do about that pesky gravitational pull!”
          
          “Then the ambassador’s wife filed a complaint about me. Long story short, I am never welcome in Albania ever again.”
          
          “/S to the I to the M to the P/” 

Apparently I had the option not to confirm into the church???
          
          My brother is having his conformation tomorrow which is yay, I guess, which is how this came up. My mom said she asked if I was ready, but I said I was. Secretly, I suspect I just didn’t want her to disown me if I said no. 
          
          Personally, I’m more partial to Buddhism. I’ve always thought it sounded more appealing to me than Christianity ever since I learned about it in 6th grade, so if you know any Buddhists, let me know! I’d love to talk to one and learn more about it

Does anyone else enjoy being gay with their friends? 
          
          I don’t have a crush on her, but I really do enjoy doing the stuff that couples do with her. Unfortunately, I don’t know if she’s lesbian or bi which is really frustrating especially since she let me lay my head on her shoulder today, and it felt really nice. Is there a word to describe wanting to do couple things while not actually liking a person romantically? 

Please, you do not know how much I need After God to get adapted into an anime! I mean, just look at this trailer someone made of the series! 
          
          https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4_b3j4nm4kQ&pp=ygUlRGFyZW4gYWZ0ZXIgZ29kIGxpY2h0IHVuZCBzY2h0dGVuIG1hZA%3D%3D 

Life advice with Orchid!
          
          If you want to get better at a skill than someone else, threaten to murder them within a set time frame if they’re still more amazing. It’s very hard to then show off and develop said skill when on the run