Theo is a multilingual paradox with an exorbitant amount of hats and an affinity for tea, mythology, and unsettling questioning, the latter of which has been known to get perfectly sane people locked up in rooms with soft walls.
When something pisses her off enough, she throws art in its face.
- 1984 in Moominvalley
- JoinedMarch 30, 2016
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Oh don't mind me.I'll just sit here and bang out Haydn's Sonata in E. Perchance there won't be any bleeding ears this time around.View all Conversations
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[Earth is the marbled asylum of the universe]
Forgive, Mankind, my little jokes on thee
And I'll forgive thy...

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~And as I float, float in this starry vastness do I wonder, wonder at infinity's mysteries~
What if I told yo...
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