Just remember, I don't care if you're white, black, straight, gay, transgender, or whatever-- I hate everyone equally. (That's a lie. I have a special place in the heart of my bottom for the jerks who borrow mechanical pencils and don't return them. Burn in hell, assholes.)

Anyway, hit me up if you wanna talk logical paradoxes or complex maxims of epicurean philosophy. Or, you know... other stuff.