Dear Reader,
Once upon a time there was a pretty awful situation where people died, and I got kidnapped. 
Now I'm forced to face off with an obnoxious editor, and my only source of entertainment is the stranger in Cell B. 
I'm supposed to encourage you to read this novel, but to spite my captors, who shall not be named, I am going to say to avoid this book  at costs for the sake of your sanity and moral principles.
This novel is not for the faint of heart.
Sincerely
Your Begrudging Author,
M

EDITOR'S NOTE: All information contained in this novel is purely on the basis of fiction and should not be taken seriously at any cost.