*Walks up to a room and sees small people saying 'draw a circle that's the earth', goes outside and throws a grenade in the room* "NOooooooooo It burnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnsssssss....still isn't worse than eating Britain's Scones though...." says a reddish haired man who never seems to open his eyes. Yes, I am, Norway!!! I am sorry guys but Italy usually gets on my nerves. Last time, he told Hungary that I always stare at her in meetings and she whacked me in the stomach with a frying pan! Poor France...
My family is with the Nordic 5! This includes Finland, Denmark, Sweden, Iceland, and me!
Iceland is to shy to call me big brother (Onii-Chan) but he'll come around! He's just a little kid! I have to take care of hi- ((DAMN NORGIE! BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE BIG BROTHER! HEY GUYS! I'M THE ADMIN OF NORWAY!!! Ahem, I'll stop talking in caps now! You can call me, Mr. Admin! ...Or whatever! I really think it's sweet that Norway and Iceland care for each other! They are just to shy to show i-))
Anyway...! America owes me too much money and sometimes I wish I could take off his glasses...he looks way better without
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Country: Kingdom of Norway
Gender: Male
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Nordic 5
Sweden: @Hetalia_Sweden
Little Brother Iceland: @APHetalia_Iceland
Denmark: @APH_Denmark
Finland: @Hetalia_Finland
Other Countries
Romania: @Hetalia_Romania
Little Sister Nova Scotia: @Nova_WIlliams
Prussia: @Hetalia_Prussia
Bulgaria: @Hetalia_Bulgaria
Sealand: @Sealand_Hetalia
France: @xX_France_Xx
Mexico: @Hetalia_Mexico
Latvia: @APH_Latvia
Italy: @Italy_Veneziano_
Cousin North Pole: @Hetalia_North_Pole
England: @-England
Philippines: @Philippines_Hetalia
Little Sister Greenland: @Hetalia_Greenland
Oslo (Norway's Capital): @Hetalia_Oslo
Lithuania: @Hetalia_Lithuania
Fem!Italy: @Feli_Loves_Pasta
There is plenty of room for other countries, just message me! (No. Sealand Is Not A Country. Don't ask me if he is. He isn't. )
  • Norway...are you stupid?
  • JoinedSeptember 21, 2015


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