'Ello. 42.

Does anyone even read this thing? Hey! You are! Hello, reader person! Hello! So thanks for reading this. Why are you reading this? Okay you probably expected me to write something about myself here so you are interested in what I would write about myself, right? I'm boring you, aren't I? I just reread this and it's definitely boring. Why would you want to read such a boring thing, huh? Go write something awesome! Go! Shoo! Bye!

Woah, you really want to read this thing. Points for stamina. But hey, I'm serious. You don't need to read this. You probably need to do homework, chores, something! Go do stuff!

Don't say I didn't warn you. This is a waste of time. No, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be rude or anything! It's okay if you read this, really, I promise. I won't tell you to go away anymore or make you feel guilty for not doing other stuff.

So you wanna know stuff about me? Okay. Well, for one, I LOVE reading, but  everyone here does, including you or you wouldn't be on wattpad. So that's not a very new fact or anything. I made a reference to a book in the beginning of this passage. The "42"? Yeah, that's a reference to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, so now you know that I read it. I like sci-fi books. If you caught that reference, then you're pretty cool. If you don't believe me, search for "the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything" on google. It'll give you the number 42. GOOGLE KNOWS THE REFERENCE.

Sorry for putting that there and explaining it, I often just go around and explain that reference to people. So now you know that about me! See, you got what you came for! Everyone's happy.

Okay, so, I'm gonna say goodbye now, I hope I see you soon! And hey, you're awesome. I think it's nice of you to have read this whole long thing. Okay, bye! :D