***My content features mature language and events***
**Thank you to @Chaotic_Monki for the great cover**

Name: Just call me E, my Wattpad username, or Daddy (pls don't, I will vomit)
Age: Old enough ;)
Gender: If it really matters to ya, Cis-Female
Language: English & extreme sarcasm (never translate well online
Things I love: My fur child, Pepper
Things I hate: Existing
Talents, skills, and abilities: Really good at taking 10+hr naps
Your dreams and desires: To make it big as an author, or improving a couple of people's lives
Hobbies: Playing any type of RPG, I suck at first-person shooters so I stay in my lane of fantasy worlds
Life purpose: Infiltrate politics and destroy my country's sad ass government from the inside.
What is important to you: Food...but also saving the planet, seriously recycle and find ways to reduce your carbon footprint<3
People who have shaped your identity: The spaghetti monster in the sky

I had this account for a few years, but the stories in my head have been around since I escaped the womb. 2018 was the year I finally got the courage to actually post on here, so welcome for coming along to this shitshow. Despite my warning label below, don't hesitate to talk to me or post comments, and if you need help that I can ??somehow provide?? just ask. Everyone has a voice and deserves to be heard and even if you're annoying (doubt you will be), don't worry I will internalize it but still appreciate you. Follow my Tumblr for more insight on who I am and what I am like, though there is an entirely separate warning for that shit too.

Don't freak out if you use the website Booksie and see my work there, I post on there as well. So if you like a different format check out Booksie, but it's literally the same account as this.

***Fair Warning: I am a Gemini so of course, I am a two-faced snake so don't get too close***

XoXo -E