My life:
I'm married to Ryan Gosling.
My grandfather invented water, so I've inherited about a gazillion in fortune.
I live on the moon.
I have a pet unicorn.
I can fly.
I was asked to be president, but I had to decline because it would have risked my position with Interpol.
My best friend is a mermaid.
And I'm Superwoman

My real life:
My favorite colors are blue, green, and silver.
I am a total nerd.
I'm allergic to cats.
I love math.
I can say my ZYX's (ABC's Backwards)
I am very picky.
I wear glasses.
I have a pet turtle.
and I can fake an awesome British accent.

Either way I'm really awesome.