Hey there! My username is that one up there beginning with 'H' and ending with a 'M'. If you got HireMeOnSlaveDotCom, then you guessed right. 

The reason I chose that name is because I basically am one. And I HATE IT! 
( dedicated to you mum(: )

Anyways, I like reading, I like writing and... and I like watching movies. If your annoyed with how I am as a person so far, then... piss off! It's not called 'about' for nothing.

My age shall remain unimportant as I don't know if theres a pervy, desperate creep on here wanting 'things' even from an ugly girl. Yep thats me.

Also if you just got put off because I told you the truth about my appearance just then. Again, piss off! Go find a dating website for your dicks sake.

If your a green colour fan, your awesome. If you aren't, your awesome as well! (: I live in NewZealand and... And I'm anti-social. I'm not allowed thanks to predators!

Kay.. Bye and thanks for your time..