Notable Quotes



"Carl! There's a dead human in our house!" -Paul



"Why did you kill this person, Carl?" -Paul "I do not kill people, that is... that is my least favorite thing to do." -Carl



"Carl, that kills people!" -Paul



"His hands... Why are they missing?" -Paul "Well I, uh... I kinda cooked them up... And ate them." -Carl



"My stomach was making the rumblies..." -Carl "Carl!" -Paul "That only hands would satisfy!" -Carl



"What is wrong with you, Carl?" -Paul "Well I kill people and I eat hands, that's... That's two things." -Carl