Hey guys! It's Liam!

And before you ask, NO I am not trying to pretend to be Liam Vickers. Liam is my real name.

Well, in any case, hey there! I've recently begun writing, and I'm basically just trying to get my ideas out of my head, where they are polluting my brain, and into your head, where hopefully they won't irritate you as much.

So that's why I decided to begin writing books here, and to invest a lot of effort into them, and trying to make stories that you would enjoy reading, filled with neat characters, terrifying monsters, silly jokes, and ridiculous amounts of lore. But let me ask you guys a question; do you think everything will make sense?

Nope, probably not.

And do you think I might throw in a plot hole so big that you could fit another book's worth of story inside of it?

Probably.

Do you think I may end up describing a monster that only appears in all of maybe two sentences, over the course of 3 hours?

You know me so well.

And of course, I'm sure you guys would enjoy it anyways, because I sure plan on putting tons of effort into it! Maybe making websites for some things, writing cool tidbits of lore, and maybe even more amazing things eventually...

And now would be the part where I say a dramatic music cue plays,

but we don't really have the budget for that,

and also this is my one-man show,

so instead,

here's me making the noise for a trumpet,

BWAAAAAAAM (made by me)

And, of course, just like everything else, it's only the beginning!

I'm a newcomer to this, and I'm sure I'll probably mess a few things up, but that's all part of the process.