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                                                                               » [Rappin' For Jesus - Pastor Jim                            Colerick & Mary Sue Colerick]«
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-Pastor Jim Colerick-

Well, I wrote this song for the Christian youth
I wanna teach kids the Christian truth
If you wanna reach those kids on the street
Then you gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat
So I gave my sermon an urban kick
My rhymes are fly, my beats are sick
My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger
That's 'cause Jesus Christ is my niqqa
Woo!

He's a life-changer, miracle arranger
Born to the virgin mom in a manger
Water to wine, he's a drink exchanger
And he died for your sins
I preach the word, that's my gig
And I rhyme better than Notorious B.I.G
All the other MCs, I wish them well
But if you live in sin, you burn in hell
Now I'ma pass the mic to my lovely wife
She's a fly MC and the light of my life
So to bust a rhyme without further ado
Take it away, Mary Sue!

-Mary Sue Colerick-

Jesus Christ is my niqqa
He's the son of the original G
And he was sent to Earth to elucidate the way that we should be (What?)
Like if another MC says, "You're a freak!
You're a lame-butt rapper and your rhymes are weak!"
I don't get mad and I don't critique
I forgive him, and turn the other cheek
I don't blaspheme and I don't brag
I don't cuss, and my pants don't sag
I do exude a little Christian swag
And I'm proud to be an American!

-Pastor Jim Colerick & Mary Sue Colerick-

Jesus Christ is our niqqa
Let his light shine through ya!
Let his love pop a cap in your butt and say hallelujah
Jesus Christ is our niqqa
He's a homie MC, JC, UC,
He's an honest, caring, peace-loving niqqa like me

If you do drugs and you think you're cool
You need to come to Sunday school!
Put those drugs in a garbage can
Stand up tall, you're a Christian man!

Word up!
I'm freestyling!
Hit me!