I'm a condescending little shit (though I like to blame it on the French blood in my veins) who's every bit of a drama fucking queen but really, is just a someone with a big ego (hence the illeism).
Fight with me, I'll pour scalding hot tea in your eyes honey~
Anyway, somehow you're here, reading whatever this biography is.
I needn't say a lot besides that:
- I'm confused (only thing I'm sure of is that I'm fucking fabulous thanks)
- I'm always late (fashionably late)
- I'm not asking for you to like me (or am I???)
- JoinedDecember 30, 2017
- website: twitter.com/iamafuckinglamp?s=09
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The cheek, the nerve, the gall, the audacity and the gumption! How dare you Wattpad? How dare you limit the number of announcements I can make a day, how dare you postpone my announcement to an hour...View all Conversations
Story by Ambrose Sinclair
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A portfolio of all the covers I've made so far :)
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