Welcome to 'Where the Fucked Up Things are'.

I'm the crazy bitch in your neighborhood that you think is extremely weird and inappropriate. I'm always reading or hanging around watching television and eating extremely good food that is really bad for you. (I'm eating out of a huge box of Cheez-Its as I write this) You'd think I'd be fat by now but I'm a pound off my goal weight of 125 lbs. I don't always have time to update because I'm a suck ass.

Whee...

If I was some kind of stupid ass magical bitch animal I would be a motherfucking werewolf. If you have something against them that's your problem, bitch.

The books that I write are not for the delicate souls.

So, if you have a delicate soul then don't read my books and you're wasting my time and yours.

I love books with dragons in them, but most of them are one-shots, so I wanted to make a book that has my two favorite mythical animals in it, enter Malicious Power!!!

- Marissa 8===D |_ 0 \/ E

P.S. I suck at writing synopsises.