what's up fuckers this is charlotte, i crave pretzels and i'm wasting my life on this hellsite

ABOUT ME uh ahahahaHAHA
▪ i'm bi
▪ really bi
▪ i'm really, really bi
▪ no, you don't get it
▪ i'm like... really, REALLY bi
▪ i'm pretty close to the most bisexual little fucker you can imagine okay
▪ i'm a stressed, depressed fanfic author/tumblr user/manic short person in need of pretzels and applesauce and death like all the time
▪ i'm thirteen and doesn't
▪ stealer of memes, searching for dreams
▪ a little bit of a thespian with social anxiety

FANDOMS/OTPs:
▪ *weak voice* too many

OTHER SOCIAL MEDIA:
▪ what is social

ANTI-SOCIAL MEDIA:
▪ tumblr? um, if you really wanna know all my bullshit then it's @thestarryknightsky
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  • JoinedJuly 18, 2015


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Hylian_Of_The_Shire Hylian_Of_The_Shire Sep 17, 2017 09:34PM
Writing Guns for Hands was a Mistake bc I get notifications of people going through it and guilt trip myself into writing more but it's way worse quality and feel bad about it
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