ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL BE HELD AGAINST YOU C;

@hailsz here doing this sexy woman's bio (I'm basically the greaterest and I needed to perfect it).

She's my Gertrude (you no need to know her real name it's Gertrude ok).
She's perfect, almost as perfect as me. She loves listening to sexual male radio it turns her on c;

Anyways, if you aren't her lover, she hates you (yeah, you. Try again later?)

Reasons why Gertrude is better than you:
She has the sexiest Batman leggings ~die of jealousy now c:~
She has a hot accent
She's my girlfriend :* (no, not forreals are you dense?)
She likes bands (see list below)
-Pierce The Veil (she has accepted that she can't take Vic from me)
-Sleeping With Sirens
-Fall Out Boy
-Mayday Parade
-Nirvana
-Bring Me The Horizon (she can't have Oli either)
-All the other bands that everyone (right?) likes

Please feel free to stalk her page, but don't get too aroused (it's weird, man)

But in all seriousness I love this girl. She loves meeting new people and is really funny, caring, friendly, and just an all around good person. You can cry with her, rant with her, laugh with her, fangirl with her, plot revenge with her o.o
Please shoot her a message (she also has a kik) and that orange stalker button at the top of the page comes with free cupcakes (noes ;-; just press it)

She writes well enough, eh (kidding c:)

Okay, Luvies, I'm crap at doing bios, but i gave it my best :)

Have a nice day t(^.^t)