IAmTheTrashLord

It's physically painful reading back through old stories omg I can't handle it

HAIII DO YOU REMEMBER MEE

oh my god

Should I write a story about how angels are heaven hookers and Jesus is like one of the boys but he's like bi or something and he does spiciness with the angels and like hooks up with this one dude and God finds out and is like Jesus you know you shouldn't do that and our boy JC is just like what are you gonna do? Send me down to live with your ex? Ik that's why you're against these things like you could've just ended it healthy but nO you had to go all flood the earth and shit cuz your femboy thought you were too possessive and y'all just sent him down to live there like you didnt have to do that, and God is like Jesus that's not what happened and they get in a fight and then Jesus is like sent down to hell to live with Satan and he's just living it up and shit with his boyfriend(s) and he's like polyamorous or smthn idk like should I

THATS STILL YOUR PFP WTH

Y'all I'm dissociating so hard rn

Its gooders llllll

ITS MAH BIRTHDAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It'S AlMosT mY bIrThdAY oH mY gOsH

you quiet af