A depressed twenty-one year old who writes incredibly dumb stories while drunk or high on substances.

Favs:
- weed
- shrooms
- cats

Dislikes:
- working
  • Walmart
  • JoinedAugust 17, 2021


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IHateNoses IHateNoses Jan 13, 2024 09:22PM
I really, REALLY need to update this book :/
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Stories by Pure Substance
Trump Daddy Saves the World by IHateNoses
Trump Daddy Saves the World
In which Joe Biden and Donald Trump have sex during the zombie apocalypse. Started: April 23rd, 2023 Finished...
Lightning & Thunder by IHateNoses
Lightning & Thunder
Life had not been kind to Olivia. Between her messed up family and her abusive marriage, she had been through...
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Werewolves in the Big Apple by IHateNoses
Werewolves in the Big Apple
Stuck between the pressures of a sexist pack and her nurse duties, nurse-in-training Julie has to deal with t...
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