Helena Notgoingtoprovidealastname/Calamitie Ghost

I write badly written lesbian Batjokes and even worse written FunPoison. I like MCR, Green Day, fingerless gloves, and Fall Out Boy. I can't stop smudging my eyeliner, I can't stay out of Hot Topic, and I don't know what's on the top 20 charts, face it I'm never gonna make it.

I don't wanna make it, I just wanna...


Overthrow the government.

XO Ghostie

PS. I SWEAR IM NOT A FRERARDIE, I DONT SHIP, THE FICS ARE JUST CONCERNINGLY FIRE
  • The Depths of Hell and sometimes Zone 4
  • JoinedNovember 13, 2025
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Stories by Calamitie_Ghost
  • 3 Published Stories
Just Believe We're The Enemy by IKnowThingsRemember
Just Believe We're The Enemy
Based on GK_Demons White Light AU. It's been a year after the SING mv, Ghoul and Jet survived. Both think the...
ranking #2 in mcr See all rankings
Dancing with the Joker in the Pale Moonlight by IKnowThingsRemember
Dancing with the Joker in the Pale...
A gender bend BatJokes story. 22 year old Beatrice Wayne watched her parents die at 8. 23 year old Jacquelin...
ranking #15 in joker See all rankings
Ghosts in the Snow by IKnowThingsRemember
Ghosts in the Snow
Lyn didn't always have the ability to see ghosts. Until Joy. They met in freshman year of high school and wer...
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