i love how wattpad tries to serve me stories like the only reason I'm here ISNT because of frerard fics- gng I could not care less abt anything else on here genuinely 


my ass is on insta, discord and pinterest under this name if yall feel like hunting me down lmao, just be normal pls
my insta: https://www.instagram.com/deutschwauf?stkn=MW8wd3JweDdtd3g1bw%3D%3D&utm_source=qr


also before anyone asks, no sorry, I'm a big fat liar and am not actually german in the slightest, as much as I'd love to be


being completely honest, I am here bc being stuck at home 24/7 is excruciating and I am a desperate soul lmao

I hope my dumbass comments make yall laugh ✌︎
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ok guys who wants to help me publicly slime my ex boss bc hes being a fat cock wad 🫰
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