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Dear Wattpad, please stop recommending me the most random shit known to man. I don't want 6 Sk8 fanfics in Spanish. I don't speak Spanish. Just because I accidentally clicked on a single AOT fanfiction, that does not mean I am a diehard AOT fan who wants to see every piece of writing involving it on the app, and yet, despite me having searched for TBHK content on multiple occasions, you have never recommended me one. Thank you.

Dear future me, if you ever come back and read anything I've written on here, I would like to formally apologize to you. I know this is really cringey, and I am sorry that you ever had to be exposed to this 

Last month I had a band substitute teacher and this guy deadass, not a joke, 1000% serious, fr yelled at a kid in this boomy voice "BE GONE FROM THIS CLASSROOM!" and the entire class just sat there stunned, unable to tell if he was joking or not. Then he told us about how his dad disowned him for like the first 15 minutes of a 45 minute class. I think about him at least once a week.

do you ever just listen to a song and think: "This is a good song but it's so sad... Hey this kinda reminds me of those two characters from that one thing. shit." and then you can never listen to that song again without thinking of those characters and bawling your eyes out? I do that on a regular basis

I just went to a 4 year old's birthday party, and they had one of those fruit things with the mysterious white dip in the middle, and it's actually so good like omg???

I have an unhealthy obsession with those edits where it's just some clips with a little <3 over top and a cute song in the bg. Especially if its a ship edit, they're always so adorable and I usually squeal a lot

my hair is so boring but I'm too scared to change it

FISCHL WOULD BE BESTIES WITH NAKANAKA FROM KOMI CAN'T COMMUNICATE AND THAT ONE GUY FROM SAIKI K AND ABSOLUTELY NO ONE CAN CHANGE MY MIND. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

Why tf did December feel so short this year. How is tomorrow Christmas Eve. I feel scammed. That was actually the shortest Christmas season I have ever experienced I'm not ready for this shit to be over. I have a math test on my first day back because my teacher hates us (or herself, possibly both) I don't want it to be Christmas yet, I haven't gotten into the feel of it yet. #scammed #betrayed #wtf

Fischl is a monster high fan and buys monster high accessories, and maybe cosplays. If any of you disagree you're wrong.