omgitsarese
You feel like someone who reads a lot of queer books on here. Can you recommend some?
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unloved_goddess
i bought a red gay-tight plastic-y(?) feel skirt today with cool zippers and i think my mum suspects something
unloved_goddess
@IShipItMoreThanLife “haha yeah mum this means noTHING.” “oh where am i going?” “totally not to a gay bar illegally.” “pSHHH”
IShipItMoreThanLife
i mean honestly i think you can play it off because tight skirts are only really a dead give away if you were born and identify as male
IShipItMoreThanLife
google is such a nosy bitch. like i went and typed “i wanna die” and then it proceeded to pop up
“National Suicide Prevention Hotline
Confidential Help
Call 1-800-273-8255
Online Chat”
Like dude stay out of my business
percybitchshelley
@IShipItMoreThanLife i did the same once and when I clicked on "online chat" it said I had to pay 50$ to join the chat and I'm like wtf IM DYING HERE
unloved_goddess
david, sweets, you would not believe what happened today. *grabs teacup and starts pouring tea* so it’s the fair and im chillin with some friends, being hella gay but trying to to be to obvious about being hella gay. and these dudes come over in their tribe of testosterone. and im like “lmao im to ugly for then to like me, not my problem yeet.” and i go back to secretly admiring this cute girl while chilling on snap. and then three of them (there were six) stop in front of me and im like “ew no im not social, im awkward back off” and they are like “can we have your snap, you’re cute,” and i deadass go “and your blind” and they laugh and ask again. and me, holding my phone open on snap says “i don’t have snapchat.” and they are confused so i just say sorry even tho they are pointing out i have my phone open on snap. and then i just hit up siri and go “call ‘saltine cracker (my sister’” and then i look them dead in the eyes again. and says devoid of emotions “my sisters calling me got to go.”
and i just walk away.
so that’s the tea for today. just thought id share. oops
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@unloved_goddes what the actual fuck??? is she seriously trying to teach her daughter- even if you were heterosexual- that it is wrong to turn down a man that is attempting to hit on you despite your lack of interest. i’d actually be fine with it if she just said it was mean because like boohoo you didn’t ease them into their feelings. but her saying that you should’ve given them a chance was just messed the hell up. you can’t force yourself to be interested and it wouldn’t be fair to either party if you attempted to force yourself to be. it would be lying to yourself and making yourself be unhappy in the relationship and mean to him because you’d be stringing him along and getting his hopes further up and up in a relationship that could go absolutely nowhere. i don’t know how your relationship with you mother is but i’m not about the shit she’s spitting at the moment. everyone deserves a chance at happiness and that was neither yours nor theirs so you did the right thing.
unloved_goddess
@IShipItMoreThanLife uwu i told my mother (and just said i wasn’t interested ((she isn’t gon know im gay))) and she went “oh that was so mean of you, im disappointed.” “you should’ve given them a chance.” “that was so rude, they did nothing wrong.”
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@unloved_goddess okay sis so *tucks testes under leg and crosses knees* men are the thickest skulled little dumbasses that are oblivious as hell to sexuality. i say you take their advances with a grain of salt because honestly you’re a queen and they realize it and it’s about time. it’s the wrong gender realizing it but still people should be aware when their queen is their presence OKAY. and just real quick YEEEEEET *rolls eyes back into head because that is my magic word*. so back to the story- these dumbasses don’t respect that no means no and you can’t force a girl to do anything and if she very obviously is saying something that isn’t the case to get you to go away that it doesn’t mean chase. in their defense they were probably raised on stuff that romanticized chasing a girl that repeatedly says no like Baby It’s Cold Outside and Romeo and Juliet but that doesn’t necessarily mean what they’re doing is remotely okay- it’s just background. Anyways I fucking love how you handled it with the “my sister’s calling me” gold but right in front of their faces. i love that and love you and i support all your sasstastic ways and appreciate you sharing your tea with me.
zeeadaj
thanks for the follow! x
IShipItMoreThanLife
no problem... i’ve been told by people in high places that you’re lists are amazing
FreeFireFiction
Thank you so much for following! Hope you enjoy the content we have here.
m_1341_h
You must have a lot of fun at your place, Satan's jacuzzi is a very in demand and prime location
IShipItMoreThanLife
okay guys so my family was doing the seder and then after we finally finished i took a whole as egg and it all at once and then my family was just like “oh you must be part snake lol” and i just whispered “my anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hun” so my gay level is pretty hard to reach
IShipItMoreThanLife
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Hey babes. I have some tea to spill since @stayonbrand won’t answer my texts- SHADE INTENDED. Anyways, so I was talking to... let’s call him Donny. And Donny and I were going back and forth playfully and then our friends walked up and Donny was trying to talk to one of them but when he did all he could say was “David- uh, I mean... David... David...” and he legit could not think of any words other than my name and that was my freaking shit right there and fjdjfhdkchsicjrhs. And then today he was sitting so very gay in his chairs and damn is that boy flamboyant and he just learned “tea” and him using the term is just so adorable so.... fjvjskchdjAJCHDICBSKDJGD Xoxo, Tea Whore
stayonbrand
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why
the fuck
are you following my old account
you heathen
IShipItMoreThanLife
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Also I’ve been following it since I found this account you dumb dumb