IWantMyMom

*farts rlly loud* whoops 

So i said "ahaha *you hear your little spermy wormys scream because they know i have space in my tummy wummy* You might as well call me the penis flytrap hahaha om nom nom nom" in the group chat and they hated it, but didn't tell me why. So I asked another guy and he was mortified. Im so confused lol. It's just so funny.

*shits pants*

3rdy 7vn f folowers? why? what the fik

Bro ofc you gotta lotta fanfics that look like my kinda thing *finger guns ayyy*

Your whole profile is a godsend

waitwaitwait i was just going through my old stuff and then i saw you-
          
          if you don’t remember me, i believe we met in a haikyuu fanfiction. we had this conversation about some characters and then you said that i was yaku and you were lev
          
          hope times are going well for you !!!

Oh no i've become someone that just writes fanfics for the boys in the many discord servers im in

I'm proud of you AND YOU CANT TELL ME THAT I SHOULDN'T :^)

Hi I saw your account and you like similar things to me. So you just earned a new follower. Friends??