Cauldron Bum
Son of a Banshee
Swish and Flicker
Voldemort's Nipple
Dragon Bogeys
Expecto Patronads
Rabble Rousers
Jiggery Pokery
Blast-Ended Skank
Broomhead
Hagrid's Buttcrack
Leprechaun Taint
Unicorn Turds
Muggle****ing Troll****jen
Flobby Wanded Dementor Boggerer
Dobby's Sock
And finally, the Elder Swear:
Your Mother is a *****ing ****** Laura Mimsum ******** Adminvenium ************** Tragoolaw ******* Hippopautamus ************* Rebublican **************** and Daniel Ratcliffe ***************** With a Bucket of **************** And a Castle Far Away Where No One Can Here You ********************** Soup ************ With a Bucket of ************** Mickey Mouse ************* and A Stick of Dynamite ******* Magical *********** Alakazam!
........no one can withstand a hit of my magical wizard swears so go lick hagrids buttcrack.
