I_shat-myself

Sometimes I wonder what I'm doing with my life 

weother799

Draem said to george the pig from peppy bigs "if only i was in that tv shiw so i can fuc litte geoige" and then he woke up "AHHEES " then he saw george the pig from peppy pigs then he got up and then *glop gulp gulp gop gulp gulp gop gulp gulp gulp gulp*

I_shat-myself

Honestly, MY ACCOUNT IS DEAD. LIKE I USED TO GET 99+ NOTIFICATIONS EACH DAY LIKE I WAS SO USED TO GETTING SO MUCH ATTENTION THAT IT STUCK TO ME. NOW LIKE I GET 0 ATTENTION I WANT ATTENTION I CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT ATTWNTION HELP GIVW ME ATTWNTION

I_shat-myself

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HELPP HELP ME IM TAKING THE MOST MASSIVE SHIT IN THE WORLD MY ASS IS  DISINIGRATING HOLDY SMDOWTDYCJ FUCK ITS HURTS SO BAD I ATE TAKIS, HOT CHEETOS, AND FUCKING HOT SPICY TAKI DUST MY ASS IS GOING NUMB IM BEEN ON YHE TOILET FOR 2 HOURS HELP IM HOME ALONE

I_shat-myself

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I honestly feel like shit im throwing up im so hot rn I have a fever and a cold my body hurts so much and my eyes feel like they are gonna pop out. This has been happening for almost a week now in scared

I_shat-myself

@GeorgesMaidDress GRRRRR wait THATS WAS 8 MONTHS AGOO??
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NNUKAcola

@I_shat-myself it's been like eight months but like-
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I_shat-myself

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I'm taking a massive shit rn my ass is burning help

Xx_y0ur_m0m_xX

@ I_shat-myself  WHAT.
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I_shat-myself

@I_shat-myself LMAOAJSHS Turns out I have bowel cancer 
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Xx_y0ur_m0m_xX

@ I_shat-myself  this is why i dont check my notifications
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I_shat-myself

I'm a whore 

I_shat-myself

@Drunkhornydnffreak too bad I already deleted it all 
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I_shat-myself

@Alina_Akira_Elias im deleting all of my reading lists :')
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