"How to BEAT an ostrich" -Charlie Fucking Slimecicle(🐳🩹)

aim for the neck.

I'm going to be offline for about 36 hours, maybe a bit more,but TCNSAN will not be updated on time. I'm really sorry. I'll brainstorm ideas while I'm away and I'll try to get the next chapter out as soon as I get back!
          Ly all!

I am a fucking asset
          
          Me: *Storms into my parent's room with nothing but a towel on; unnecessarily angry.*
          Me: MOoOoOoOoOoOM
          Me: I HAVENT GOTTEN MY PERIOD IN A MONTH AND A HALF. I AM WORRIED.
          Mom: DOn't worry.
          Me, loudly, in front of both of my parents: I WANT TO BE TRANS.
          Me: I WANT TO BE TRANS FEMALE.
          Dad, very amused: You're already a girl.
          Me: YEAH BUT THEN I GET TO SEE BOTH SIDES OF THE STORY AAAAND I DONT GET PERIODS.
          Me: IT'S A WIN-WIN SITUATION, PEOPLE.
          Me: *Storms out of parent's room*
          Me: *Whips my head around to glare*
          Me: *Grabs my computer and goes to my room*

Someone: How'd you learn how to fight?
          
          Niki: Oh, I have three older brother figures.
          
          Someone: Oh, really?
          
          Niki: Yeah. Techno's an English major and has pink hair, Ranboo can't stand up for himself to save his life, and Wilbur is gay and sings songs about e-girls. Obviously I had to learn to beat up people a lot larger than me pretty quickly because I'm not going to let anyone give them any shit for that.

Heyyyy I followed you on my other account, depresedpinkpurplblu, or Binosaur. Just wanted to say this my new account and I still love your pfp

I think I have found my twin

WARNING VVV WARNING VVV WARNING VVV
          !!!!Dsmp fans only pls anyone else will probably be traumatized :D!!!!
          (Im gonna be honest even dsmp fans might be traumatized but it's late at night and I need to get these fucking intrusive thoughts out)
          
          
          
          C!Wilbur definitely has a choking kink and is probably a masochist in general lmfao-
          I have a feeling he definitely wears ties too tight on purpose or wears turtlenecks a lot because he just needs to feel some pressure on his neck
          Something definitely happened with him and C!Quackity where he got like pushed against a wall in anger and he was being probably choked(Or even something remotely close bc the sexual tension between those two is unrivaled) and he just like smirks and(maybe) says something like 'keep going' or something fucked like that because he's a fucking horny bastard and a simp for QUackity(But he shows it through being fucking annoying to him) and Quackity is just like 'what the fuck'
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          and then they have se-
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          I should really delete this. I am delusional.

*Waiting for tcnsan to be more popular like:*

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          Check it out!
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why are the bottoms always cold