Hi I'm Emma but you may know me as illegally akward im 18 in my senior year of  high school. 

I'm extremely random be prepared

Eating a whole apple core because you can't be bothered going to the bin, admit it, you've done it.

Every storm runs out of rain

Fabulous ends in us  coincidence? I think not

Generally, the path of least resistance appeals. Also, I am excellent at parallel parking.

God bless this hot mess

Good Samaritan, washed-up athlete, especially gifted napper.

Here to serve.... the cat overlord

I absolutely hate Instagram, and anything else having to do with hashtags.

I always feel sad for seedless watermelons, because what if they wanted babies?

I can quote Jaws (The movie) better than you and all your friends

I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on HD somewhere.

I hope one day I love something the way women in commercials love yogurt.

I put the hot in psychotic

I put the fun in funeral

I put the laughter in manslaughter

Dont think of yourself of ugly think of yourself as a beautiful monkey

READ THIS OUT LOUD

This is This cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is an cat
This is idiot cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat 
This is seconds cat

NOW GO BACK AND READ THE THIRD LINE FROM EACH ROW

10 facts about you 

1. your reading this right now
2. your realizing this is a stupid fact
4. your realizing I skipped 3
5. Your checking now
6. Your smiling
7. Your still reading this even though its stupid
9. You didn't realize I skipped 8
10. Your checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again
11. your enjoying this 
12. you didn't realize there was only supposed to be 10 facts.

WTF FACT OF THE WEEK

If you inhale a pea it can sprout and grow in your lungs

Have a nice day!