Eve/Ethan

I am now an anti-vaxxer because vaccines are the leading cause of adults and those annoying shits are fucking everywhere.

I HAS A FIANCE! Kind of. We promised that we would get married when we're old enough and I am hap! @StarseerTheAnimus is my beloved fiance and I LOVE him!

*playing Just Dance to cope with my rage and disappointment in my father*

HEY, I'M NOT DEAD!

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, Y'ALL!

MY BEST FRIEND AND MY BOYFRIEND ARE CONSPIRING AGAINST ME, FUUUUUUUUUUUCK-

I have to say it. 
          You
          are
          amazing
          I have yet to meet a person who feels the same about homophobes. 
          
          
          
          
          I feel safer already.

I'm squealing over the image of my boyfriend with stubble.

Happy New Year, friends. *currently crying, curled up in a ball on the couch* 

Help, I can't breath, my boyfriend is too cute!