Hi
It's me, ya boi
I write gay shit
I read gay shit
I just like gay shit
@Wendys
I'm not kidding^
Wendy's has a wattpad isnt that weird?
UPDATE: WE'RE BFFS NOWWWW THEY TXT ME :)
Old username:
@save_adam_2019
Phillip Waving Through A Bathroom Window At His Dead Gay Son
💛HUFFLEPUFF🖤
If I hate u, u can't take a joke, or ur my brother
Halp me I'm awkward
Jin is my baby... f i t e
Spn
Sherlock
Merlin
Harry Potter
The Hobbit
LOTR
Buzzfeed unsolved
Riverdale
Voltron
The Try Guys
Marvel... but mostly captain America #sorrynotsorry
BTS
HAMILTON
HEATHERS
DEH
BMC
In The Heights
21 Chump Street
The Greatest Showman
MY BESTIE ON HERE CUZ IM LONELY- @softieedestiel LIKE SERIOUSLY FUCK YOU, SHES AMAZBALLS AND EVERYONE SHOULD FOLLOW HER CRAZY ASS. BUT M I N E . MY BEST FRIEND, NOT URS. BEEP BEEP BACK TF UP BITCH.
☆TAY WILL ALSO TELL YOU THAT I TEND TO TYPE IN CAPS
GUYS @castiel_with_a_de IS MY GURL
BUT MY MAIN MAN, MY BROTHER, MY BOI IS @LyanAckerman
AND MY OTHER GURL IS @_ConnorMurphey_
I just think ur super cool bro @Amessoeurs or whatever the fuck it is
"The floor is lava!"
-everyone in Pompeii
Dad jokes?
Bad jokes?
Dark humor?
Yes please!
GUYSSSS BEN PLATT IS MY BB
I WILL LOVE HIM ALWAYS
I WANNA WRITE FANFICS MOM
BUT YOURE A HOMOPHOBE SO I CANT SAY WHAT SHIP
I PRACTICALLY SPEAK REFERENCES
NOT AS A SECOND LANGUAGE,
AS A FIRST
Daily dose of tree facts, bros
I invented doutan, everyone. Doutan is Satan x Doughnut and it's nice.
Vines r cool
I do like cheese
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hey, kiddos! It’s me! I’m back for good, and I’m gonna rewrite the asylum book as my first task!View all Conversations
Stories by Phillip Waving Through A Bathroom Window At His Dead Gay Son
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Asylum -Sander Sides AU-
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It was the early 1910's the lot of Patton's family began to notice his repetitive forgetfulness. His paranoia...
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Sanders Sides Oneshots (Requests O...
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{A}ngst
{F}luff
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{R}andom
I will do any ship BESIDES REMUS×ROMAN (I can do LAMP/DLAMP)
Requests Open!
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My Art ;)
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srry if I dont post a lot in this... and my art isnt like BOOM! AWESOME!
SO dont read if ur expecting Picasso
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