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(•-•)/ Hi
My name is
/(•-•)/ [Malina]

I'm sorry. I'm trash.

My life consists of too many fandoms to list so I'm not going to list any.

I have the personality of Matt Smith as the 11th Doctor, but I think like 10th Doctor. Ya know, when he gets all depressed and stuff. "It's the curse of the Timelords." Mumbo jumbo. At least he's more interesting than I.

I write depressing stuff most of the time. You're lucky if there's a happy chapter in my short story book.

Wow. I already appeal to you because of how monotone this is. If you've made it this far, I'm telling you this: I don't know why you're here, but thanks for caring more than I do.
I'm not normally like this. It's just that I'm a different person at 1 AM.

I'm funny, really.
But not when I write.

If you you read a heart wrenching story after reading a different heart wrenching story to distract yourself from the feels, then congrats because we must be family.

If you can't handle the randomness of this "About" section then deal with it or leave.

My profile picture is of Dan Howell playing the piano. Just felt like pointing it out.

Fandom Pledge:
"I pledge Allegiant, to the runners, of the United districts of Panem. And to the Republic, who fights the colonies, one faction before blood, indivisible, with one leg and crappy lungs for all."

What can I say. Random is my middle name. No, it's not, but if you are random then don't lie because you all wish it was your middle name.

I'm just gonna leave before I make myself, and others, cringe more than I already have.

Buh-bye.