Ze Tortoise 🙃

To think that 4 years ago it was strange for me to not be on wattpad everyday, now I haven't been active in a year. if there's anyone still here listening, would you like to read some of my original content? I'm fairly proud of it.
          
          Also, how did some of my old writing get so many reads? who is reading it??
          
          -Ze oh yeah we're totally back, tortoise :)

Hello :)
          
          I've been gone for a while. I can explain myself.
          
          I see Wattpad as a toxic place for anything but fanfiction or smut. I am being honest, I do not write fanfiction anymore. Not very often.
          
          I might think this because I had an original story that was posted around the same time as My Psycho Dad. 
          
          My Psycho Dad absolutely blew up, but the original story failed. 
          
          As of right now, I am working on original books.  Nothing like I've really done in the past. I have absolutely zero intentions on actually posting them, but actually getting them published in the future. 
          
          So, for those of you that this concerns, this might be the last time you hear from me. I am doing good, and am working on great things. 
          
          Have a great day or night,
          -Ze Tortoise :)

A movie about the game Voices of The Void would be a great movie 

Hola, soy Dora

Hiya friend! It's been a while. 
          How are you doin?

Why is the Stanley Parable Creepypasta story blowing up?? That shit sucks.
          
          What people read that and go "yep, this is great"
          
          I'm about to rewrite it anyway, even though I was supposed to do it when the Ultra Deluxe version came out.
          
          Anyway, hope you have a great day or night!!!
          -Ze tortoise 

Some of you don't have a life and it shows.
          
          
          
          
          
          
          It's me. I'm the some of you.

Ok.... Here's a thought....
          
          Could Slenderman be contained by the SCP Foundation?
          
          Thank you for your time.
          -Ze tortoise 

Hi I've brought a new quote for you guys to laugh at.
          
          "Oh, I didn't realize the pronouns are was / were."
          
          @Yamikingofgames was telling me about one of their original characters. 
          
          Have a great day or night
          -Ze tortoise 

You ever just wake up and there's a song stuck in your head? That's me almost every morning with Mr Brightside. I'm not ok. Please send help. I really don't like this song. It's playing on a constant loop until I can listen to something else. Is this hell?
          -Ze tortoise