Eyo im alexei but everyone calls me alex. Im an artist/writer now apparently/idiot with slightly low self esteem as i just dug myself out a pit if despair. How? Go play omori, worth the 15 bucks. Im loud, feisty, & one of the most empathetic and understanding people you will ever meet. I have autism but im very good at reading the mood as i have a great understanding of phycology, and i can turn literally ANYTHING into a weapon. Thats how you know im THE ULTIMATE weaponsmith. *poses*

Im an idiot cus i forget to do literally everything. I forgot to breathe once. I forgot how to do math lmao im gonna fail highschool. :D people think its wierd cus i have a notebook full of nothing but memos, but lets see how i fair without it huh?

I like to think im a kind, moral person who doesnt take shit. & i slack off, alot. Ill be nice to you no matter what, unless you manage to piss me off, but i try to be pleasant. Im great at making friends (fyi i can turn my charisma on and off like a tap), & im the most extroverted introvert you will ever meet

I use all pronouns except for she/her, but if you wanna be a bigot thats fine too... Im not nb though, just a nonconforming ftm

I look, fabulous. (And by fabulous i mean most of the time i look like that ibuki girl from danganrompa)

Im very good at insulting people if they have a bone to pick with me... its easy, just reply back to everything with very sexual undertones & then they will get uncomfortable & leave, & i swear to god, try me one more time & i will hit you over the head with my yoyo bitch. & then run in the other direction cus im not risking a broken jaw just for my honour. "When all else fails you in a fight, play crafty, and if your opponent still has an advantage, HOTFOOT IT OUT OF THERE."
-me

Im polyamorous & pansexual

"If you want a whore, buy him, if you want a king, earn him, if you want a dumb bitch WELL YEE FUCKING HAW"
-me

Im probably a degenerate in your eyes, it wont stop me overreacting to everything