A profile? Nah, how about a random list? Or dialogue?

This is a profile that @ChocolateDragon & @DolceGodis share. 

Here's ChocolateDragon's take on things.
I've been called crazy, but since I doubt my own sanity, I guess the question is still up for grabs.
I collect languages like nobody's business.
Call me Choco...or something. (preferably not CD or Draco-who wants to be known as technology or a Greek tyrant?)
The type of story that'll be here is more my style. The only reason I wrote the one I have as ChocolateDragon is because my friend persuaded me to. Blame peer pressure >.>
I'm a huge myth nerd-Greek, Roman, Persian, Irish, you name it, I probably tried it. (Drugs? No.)