Murderous Filange

✨BOOP✨
          You have been booped. Put this on 20 other profiles, let the chaos spread (If you want to.)

↓Read it all!↓
          
          ↓I mean it!↓
          
          ↓Read it all!↓
          
          If you were killed, I wouldn't be at your funeral. I'd be in jail for killing the person who killed you. We are true friends. We ride together, we die together. Send this to everybody you care about, including me, if you care. See how many times u get this. I want you to know you are an amazing friend, till death and forever. If I don't get this back, I understand. But I have a game for you. Once you read this letter, you must send this to 15 people, including me. If you get at least three back, you are loved. Nobody knows how important something is, until they lose it. Tonight, (right at 12:00pm) the person you love will realize they love you. Then, at 1:00pm to 2:00pm, be ready for the shock of your life! If you break this chain, you will have bad luck. With love, send this to the 15 If you don't, you will turn ugly in one year. A friend told me to do this, so past it on. Tomorrow, two boys/girls will ask if they can have your number? Send this message to 15 nice, people or bad luck starts for a whole year. This is not fake. Apparently, if you copy and paste this, you will have the best day of your life tomorrow! Good luck! Oh! And don’t send this to a group chat!!!

Hey, if you still read webtoons, may I recommend the prince of Southland?

Jackson's Diary is so good lol

dear person i don't know, you have the coolest bio i've seen in a long time and i like a lot of the same things let's be friends

I am the cockroach lawyer we do the sueing

Me: opens my Spotify wrapped
          Spotify: your top song: devil town
          Spotify: your top artist: cavetown! You spent 1601 hours together, and you’re in the top 0.5 fans! 
          Spotify: your top 5 artists are: Cavetown, Will Wood, My Chemical Romance, Mother Mother, and girl in red!
          Spotify: the town that listened most similarly to you: Savannah, USA. More Fans of Cavetown, Will Wood, and Jack Staubers micropop live here than anywhere else! 
          Is Spotify just calling me gay? I feel like it is. Just a long video to say “you’re gay”

Operation make the Yuletide gay is underway. 
          
          Me and my friends are trying to get every queer person we can to dress as gay as possible the day before winter break, so we can say “don we now our gay apparel”.
            My friend tried to name it “operation one horse open slay” but that did not last long.

HELP MY MOM ASKED IF CALLING ME A GIRL WAS STILL OK AND I SAID NOT REALLY AND SHE WAS TRYING TO THINK OF WAYS TO CALL ME AND MY SISTER INSTEAD OF GIRLS AND SHE SUGGESTED THIS ONE THAT SOME TEACHER ON TIKTOK SAYS THATS “MY LITTLE POOPSICLES” AND I HONESTLY DONT KNOW IF SHES JOKING

Also is it just me or is Conan Gray the ultimate gender envy? I was complaining about how there was so much variety with dresses but then there’s basically just… a nice suit. Occasionally there’s a patterned waistcoat or a fancy tie. Sometimes both. Then my sister said “this is why we appreciate Conan Grey’s outfits.” And I looked it up and… WTF I WANNA LOOK LIKE THAT. Sometimes I wish I had been born male bc I feel like it’s so much easier to look androgynous with a masculine face. With all the toxic masculinity and stuff, all I’d have to do is put on makeup. Really this is how I know I’m not binary trans. Because I wanna have a masculine face, but only so I can confuse the sh*t out of people. Backtracking though, look up Conan Gray suit and you’ll see what I mean.