Okay so ummmm I'm Jakey @faggotttt and I'm secretly doing my baby's bio because I fudging can :p


Before you read any further, this man is fluffing mine >.> You can think he's hot as hell all you want, I really don't even want those kinds of thoughts floating around in your little nasty, fucked up heads, so you better stop the fuck right there. Don't tell him he's cute or none of that shit because he damn well knows he's good looking. 

○ His name is Connor (I know! Sah sessi)

■ His belly button and my belly button are gonna get married and have little babies
 
☆ He's so sexy<3 I mean just umph! *humps Connor's face*

● My baby is 18 but I'm still not legal yet so I guess when we do the dirty it's classified as rape cx

□ He wants to be a pole dancer when he grows up

Pssssst! Baby!! You have a cute butt :3 *smacks your booty and looks around innocently*

☆ I don't even think I need to tell you his sexual preferences. I think it's pretty obvious....


Connor is the sweetest, most amazing person I have ever met. He's strong, he's a good listener, he's caring, just the best man and I love him to bits. Baby I'm so glad Ryan introduced us. I couldn't imagine a life without you in it. You have fixed me and made me a better person. Literally thinking of you brings me to tears because I just think of how happy you make me. I'm not really sure if it's legal to be this happy. I remember when you asked me to be your boyfriend *smiles* You just looked so awkward and nervous. It was cute! You always tell me how scared you are of losing me. Baby I'd be stupid to leave someone like you. I love you, Connor and I'll always be yours. 

      ~Your Jake

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