Hello, people who are probably antisocial and would rather spend their time on this website than in the real world interacting with people, (I totally relate though)

I am, if my username didn't give it away, a little...Weird. Now I like to think of myself as completely normal, but everyone who knows me thinks differently. I'm not sure why, (LIES) but if I had to guess it would probably be my...Unique sense of humor. 

But enough of me ranting, let's get to the purpose of me writing this all. To talk about  ME! And I mean that in a totally conceited way.

So now let's list of useless facts about me that nobody cares about, but I still feel the need to share...Because, reasons.

• I have an unhealthy relationship with Spongebob.

• I would have to describe my one true love as food, just in general.

• I strongly believe that if you are a morning person then you are either lying to yourself or possessed by some for of un-human life.

• I like tilapia for the reason that it is fun to say. 

• I keep a snickers in my fridge just because whenever someone goes crazy in my room I  want to be able to give it to them and say you're not you when you're hungry.

Now there is one question anyone who gets all the way through this must be asking themselves. That question is, how did I manage to read all the way through this entire thing and still not learn anything useful, or anything about this person, and the answer is... I'm just that talented! (I also have a big ego)