For @ILoxeYou3000 here's the thing I said I would do. But it's a teaser
Ned was screwed. Impossibly, totally, royally, utterly screwed.
He just assumed it was to a cool museum in, like, D.C. or something
And, as he saw the tower in all it's glory looming in the distance, he realized how dead he really was.
'you'll be fine Ned, I'll make sure of it.'
He wore a oversized red hoodie clearly bought to big on purpose that had GUIDE writen on it in gold lettering.
Ned of course, didn't get one. This caused suspicion.
Boy things were about to get complicated.