I'm a no-bullshit person, I make lewd/inappropriate jokes, and I laugh at inconvenient times.  

What can I do? Indeed, no reason to change me. It makes me a better writer in the long run. 

If you can't handle dad jokes, puns, and dark humor, it's probably best that you don't read my upcoming books. 

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" Life becomes so much better when you decide not to care. Just live for the moment and don't let the drama bring you down."

" Sometimes, you have to unfollow people in real life."

" Drama free zone.  Violators will be bitch slapped."

" Take a fucking chill pill, bro."

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No, you.

Don't expect me to sugarcoat my disappointment. 

If I go MIA, it's not you; it's me.

I'm not a social person, so if you drop by and say hi, I will most likely wonder what your ulterior motive is. 

All in all, Hakuna Matata, namaste, and may the force to repel bullshit be with you.