The doctor is in "when the doctor is here, death is near." 💀 

I promise I'm a doctor. Trust me. 

My name is Henrik Von Schneenplestein 

But you can call me Doctor Schneeplestein 

I have a wife and children. My wife doesn't love me though 😭 she would rather stay with her tennis instructor Rick. But I have a crush on Barbie anyways *hugs a Barbie doll* 

Im 100% real doctor... I swear I did not get my medical degree out of a cereal box! 

If you wanna be one of my patients I just wanna let you know most of my patients already are in the graveyard... And end up in the graveyard. 

You can PM me or call my phone number which is: 1890-485-6239-5946-4659-8321 (it would just be better to Private Message me 😐)

Don't talk to me when I haven't had my morning coffee.. You'll regret it. 

That's all but you need to remember this. "Don't swallow phones, if you care for your bones."