Hi.

Well, it seems you've stumbled across my profile.  Isn't that fantastic. 

I guess this is where I tell you about myself, for anyone who finds those sorts of things interesting.  I never really know what to say in this section.  

I'm a current college student, so there's that.  I love writing, so there's that as well, though that much is obvious considering that I even have an account here.  My life's rather boring, so there's not much to say... I guess all that really matters when it comes to this is that I write, and I write, and I write.  Yes, I am terrible at updates and I tend to post pre-edited versions of my stories (sorry about that), but that doesn't change the fact that I'm always writing.  It's my first love, it's what I breathe and think and exist in.  

My stories are a little strange, but so am I, and writing is always a reflection of the writer- so if you don't like what I write, that's okay, we wouldn't get along anyway.  

Do people even read these things?  No, honestly, do they?  Will I lose my few precious followers if I just start saying whatever I want to here?  Doctor Who.  The TARDIS.  Forensic pathology.  Buttered popcorn.  Assault rifles.  Seattle.  Lamps.  Mountain Dew.  Sherlock Holmes.  Sherlock Holmes on a caffeine high.  Chocolate pizza.  Telephone wires.  Trainers.  Jean Valjean's silver candlesticks given to him by Monsigneur Bienvenu, the Bishop of Digne.  Do you hear the people sing? Well?  Do you??  You shouldn't; this is 2015 and the June Rebellion tragically ended in the 19th century, you probably need to see a psychiatrist.  Good gosh, I'm hungry.  It's 10:30 in the morning, I am hungry, and I am a mature adult who should be able to feed myself but I don't feel like moving so I will just keep typing until my word limit runs out.  Just kidding, I'm done now.  

Thank you and so long, darlings.