Yo my fellow bros out there I am Alex, and u can call me Alex. I am 16 turning 17 in July ♋️. I am the pretties guy you'll ever f*cking meet because I don't give a rats ass what people think about me. Don't give me any bull and I won't give u any bull. Then the whole world will be at peace and we'll all be sh*ting rainbows. The end.
Sh*t about me.... Well
If u couldn't already tell, I curse a lot out of shear habit and I'm to lazy to go back and fix it. So i apologize in advance.
So yeah I'm a dude, and I write mostly Homestuck books and comics, anime shizzle, lots of OC bios, and loads of random trash. This is my first time writing on Wattpad tho, my friend suggested I get an a account.
Btw she is the best f*cking moirail out there!!
Anyways, currently I am a single, bisexual guy and I don't see that changing anytime soon. Im a junior in highschool. Being Badass is my full time job and I am pretty f*cking beast at it. I love to rp, any kinda rp I hold close to my heart like my f*cking tacos. I love tacos so much.
Matesprit ♥️: My f*cking tacos!!! Only tacos can fill the void... I'm my stomach ;P
Flushcrush: yeaaaaah.... *caugh*
Moirail ♦️: my best f*cking friend Kate, Dirk Strider, Chris, Sammy boy, Jane, Andrew Hussie, ur mom, Nepeta, Tavros, Gamzee, Sollux, Rufioh, Signless, f*cking everyone!
Auspistice ♣️: I don't think I have this kinda relationship with anyone but I could be wrong.
Kismeses ♠️: that one chick in my 3 period class, Eridan, Cal, all my teachers, life, maybe Karkat, Vriska, that's probably not all of them.
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- JoinedNovember 23, 2014
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Stories by Alex F*cking Strider
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Oc junk
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Hellooooo, Kate here!! I have OCs made by me and Alex. Some are based off of our real appearance, with a few...
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My Battle Cry
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Samuel and Lilian are two normal high school students that have been friends sense they were kids. But their...
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Ask the Striders
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Yeah, so ask some questions so Kate will stop jabbing me in the back with her f*cking pencil.
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