~It's me! Iron Robiner, aka Jinxer, aka IronyPaintz, aka the Extraterrestrial Fangirl, aka Person-who-says-AKA-too-many-times.
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~"̳T̳w̳o̳ p̳o̳s̳s̳i̳b̳i̳l̳i̳t̳i̳e̳s̳ e̳x̳i̳s̳t̳.̳ E̳i̳t̳h̳e̳r̳ w̳e̳ a̳r̳e̳ a̳l̳o̳n̳e̳ i̳n̳ t̳h̳e̳ u̳n̳i̳v̳e̳r̳s̳e̳,̳ o̳r̳ w̳e̳ a̳r̳e̳ n̳o̳t̳.̳ B̳o̳t̳h̳ a̳r̳e̳ e̳q̳u̳a̳l̳l̳y̳ t̳e̳r̳r̳i̳f̳y̳i̳n̳g̳.̳"̳

~Now officially on the Vampire Club! *jazz hands*

~Don't be afraid, I definitely bite, so stay away.

~"𝙱𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚍𝚊𝚢, 𝚠𝚎 𝚍𝚒𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚝!"

~❞𝔻𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕚𝕟𝕘❜𝕤 𝕘𝕒𝕪. 𝔼𝕧𝕖𝕟 𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕚𝕥 𝕚𝕤𝕟❜𝕥 𝕥𝕨𝕠 𝕓𝕝𝕠𝕜𝕖𝕤.❞

~"𝐵𝑒𝑐𝑎𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝐼'𝑚 𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑑. 𝐴𝑠𝑘 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑒."

~ I'm a Ravenclaw!

~❞𝙄 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙣... 𝙊𝙝, 𝙘𝙤𝙤𝙡❗ 𝙎𝙪𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜❓ 𝙄 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙨𝙪𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜.❞

~I read everything, therefore I know lot's of things. LOT'S OF THINGS.

~❞🆈🅾🆄 🅲🅻🅾🅳🆂❗❗❞

~❞🅟🅐🅘🅝 🅘🅢 🅗🅘🅛🅐🅡🅘🅞🅤🅢❗❞

~Proud Saggitarius

~❞𝑾𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅 𝒅𝒐𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒊𝒔 𝒔𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒂𝒏 𝒖𝒈𝒍𝒚 𝒑𝒉𝒓𝒂𝒔𝒆, 𝑰 𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒇𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒐 𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒊𝒕 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅 𝒐𝒑𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒊𝒛𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏.❞

~Complete fangirl over here!

~"𝖳𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗀𝗁 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝖽𝗈𝖾𝗌𝗇'𝗍 𝖾𝗑𝗉𝗅𝖺𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝗉𝗈𝗇𝗍𝖺𝗇𝖾𝗈𝗎𝗌 𝗌𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗂𝗇𝗀, 𝖼𝗋𝗒𝗂𝗇𝗀, 𝗌𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝗅𝖾 𝖼𝗋𝗒𝗂𝗇𝗀."

~I'm less of a fallen angel, more like a SVTFOE fan who sauntered vaguely downwards into Gravity Falls. 

~NO, I will not even bother to comment on your story if it's terrible. 

~YES, I'm weirder than you are.

To all of you jerks:

You know that kid you bullied for being quiet?
They have autism.

You know how you called that girl stupid and useless?
She has suicidal thoughts everyday.

That boy you provoked because you knew he had anger issues?
He gets abused at home.

 You think that you can do whatever horrible thing you want without consequences? One day you'll be alone with your guilt.