Little is currently known about Ipsum. Some believe they are a dwarf who sneaks into children's bedrooms at night to whisper that gay people exist in their ears. Others suggest Ipsum is a hermit who supports baby-eating and feminism. Regardless of the rumors, it is generally regarded as fact that if you leave a not-too-hot cup of black tea and a chocolate pastry on your windowsill, Ipsum's colony of worker ants will slowly devour your offering in 4-7 business days.