- JOHNLOCK makes all the ovaries go, "BOOM!"
- I write whatever it is that comes to my mind. Just ideas that usually don't mean anything.
- I usually write one shots.
- I love Johnlock. VERY MUCH. I SHIP THEM SO HARD. REALLY HARD.
- Just so you know, the things that I write have bad words in them. I apologize in advance...
- A fan of Benedict and Martin.
- Benedict and Martin's eyes are so... NGGH!
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WOW. I CANNOT BELIEVE SEX OR MURDER REACHED 21K READS ALREADY. MY GOD. THANKS FOR READING MY INSANITY. THANKS FOR THE COMMENTS, TOO! I REALLY ENJOY READING THEM. YOU GUYS ARE HILARIOUS.View all Conversations
Stories by Johnlock || FreeBatch
- 25 Published Stories


Sex or Murder?
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Sherlock sees a post on Tumblr.
John sees that post on Tumblr.
Six seconds.
Definitely... sex!

Sherlock Started A Joke
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Sherlock should stop joking...because if he didn't, if he doesn't, God knows what might happen.
A continuati...