Howdy fellow earthlings. My name is Jack. J.K. Homan, Jackieboii, Jackie-chan, Jacqueline, Jack the Ripper, the list goes on....

I am currently using this site as an archive for my old ''gems'' of literature, so apologies if you're expecting anything good.

I am absolutely dreadful at socialising, so if you ever want to look for me, you can probably find me in my bedroom listening to Manic Street Preachers and trying to take down capitalism.

Enjoy your stay! I can't guarantee that any works of fiction included here are gonna be any good, but enjoy using this great facility known as the internet. Rock on Bill Gates!