Professional third-wheel to couples who never get canon. I fall too hard for slow burns, unhinged dynamics, and ships that either never happen... or finally do and emotionally ruin me in the best way. Writing is my way of making sure the right people actually end up together even if I have to drag them there myself.

I started out eons ago on FanFiction.net (same username if you're curious). Slowly migrating some of that ancient chaos over here. Fandom OGs might remember me from *Star Trek: The Next Generation*, *The Pretender*, *CSI*, *General Hospital*, *As the World Turns*, *CSI: Miami*, *Grey's Anatomy*, and *Private Practice*. My *As the World Turns* fic clocks in at 73 chapters-which is still the longest thing I've ever written. There's also a small army of unfinished drafts still holding my laptop hostage (thank you real life and ADHD).

Current obsessions include *One Tree Hill* (Leyton forever) and, obviously, the *Nursery Nurse Universe*

Now accepting prompts for old favorites or new fixations. Bonus points if it's angsty, awkward, or involves emotionally constipated soulmates.