Q: is that a picture of Anakin eating a youngling?
A: yes. Yes it is.

Q: are you finally going to get back to the one-shots you didn't finish?
A: later

Q: you aren't funny
A: you're right, in fact, so right that your life is now more of a joke than mine is. Here. Have this in style: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPZSDBvDmVw




~The stupid platform I should be done with
https://www.jadeloverxd.tumblr.com
~My AO3:
https://archiveofourown.org/users/JadeLoverXD
~Inkitt:





Actual good people if you just want garbage with your plot. Or plot with garbage and smut (some of them changed their names so good luck in finding the gems):
@TessaT
@EmelineRousselot
@DragonEscorts
@CSW1995
@Midika 
@ElannaMarie
@Angeltwist
@SerenityR0se
@poltergeist_people
@AerithSage
@claudiaoverhere
@Wowchilee
@Angel-Dust
@_salacious
@SoulMated
@CarolineAdaire
@Lordy-000