》- I suck at life -《

I am pretty much a bizarre human being, who somehow stumbled across this app, and is now sure to ruin it for everyone with their horrible ideas.

🔹If there will ever be a job where you can rant about humans and sue them for dumb habits, I sure as hell will apply for it first. 
🔹If you ever insult my friends' writing I will send a few thousand bugs after you, and I'm not joking here.
🔹If you are new on this Profile, please don't start reading anything that I made, I swear you will die from cringing.
🔹If you want to ask me something, go for it. I don't bite. [Unless you call Loki a slut of course]

I still have no idea what more to put here so this is a W.I.P. and uh 

I'm out.